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There's nothing quite like southern living. We have the best of everything (except maybe snow). But to know us is to love us, so here are some things you should study so you'll know us better. That way, when you Yankees retire and sell your two bedroom condo for enough money to buy a 5000 square foot, five bedroom mansion with pool, three car garage and 1200 square foot workshop on a ten acre lot next to a golf course down here in the south just six miles from the beach, you'll have a head start to making your stay an enjoyable one ('cause we already know you ain't gonna leave).

Definishuns Fer Suthern Wurds - Learn more about "Southern Speak" so you can easily blend in with the locals and understand what they mean when they say.....

The Country Humor of "Bubba Sez...." - This first installment contains some philosophical thoughts on Yankees and the North.

- More to come -

QUICK LINKS - Bubba's Original Suthern Humor
Good Ol' Boys Heaven vs. Good Ol' Boys Purgatory
Git A Life, ...Move South
Signs o' Suthern Afluince
More Signs o'Suthern Afluince
from Bubba's E-mail . . More Southern Humor
For more cheap thrills,
take a gander at
Bubba's Big Ol' Guide ta Suthern Yard Decoratin'
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