Translated into "Yankee" English by my beautiful assistant, Misty Woods.
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PAUSE- stuff that belongs to your daddy
"Ya best leev it 'lone, hit's pause."

LACK - similar to, to think highly of
"She looks rat much lack her maw, don't she?"
"I sure dew lack yur cookin, Hilda Mae."

PERTNEER - almost, just about, close to
"Looks lack its pertneer suppertime."

PLUM - all the way, completely
"Why, its plum cold outside."

TUCKERED - exhausted, tired
"I'm plum tuckered from all that thankin."

EYES - contraction: I was (also - I is, I am)
"Eyes gonna feed da cows, but Bubba's dun dunnit."

WHUPT - spanked, beaten, tuckered
WHUPPIN - a spanking, a beating
"I'm plum whupt from givin all them yungins a whuppin."

COURTER, or QUOTA (Deep South) - twenty five cents
"Kin you gimme for courters fer a dollar, please?"

SOPPED - mopped and/or soaked up with (usually) bread
LASSES - thick dark sweet syrup made from sorghum or sugar cane
"He sopped up his lasses an butter with a biskit."

FLYER - finely ground wheat or corn
"This sack 'o flyer is got bugs in it."

AFAR - when something is burning
"Git sum wood an bild afar in tha stove."

ERA - a pointed stick shot from a bow
"I shot a era inta tha air. It fell ta tha groun, I no not wear."

BEAN - present tense of "to be"
WERE - a place
"I bean lookin fer ya all day, Bubba. Were was ya?"

HAY - that guy
DIN - opposite of did
"I din do it, hay did."

HAYED - what your face is on and your brains are in
"Ain't ya got no brains in nat hayed o' yurs?"

WIM - given name for Bill or Willy
"Ya'll heerd 'bout that feller, Wim Tell, whut shot a era at a appul on his boy's hayed, din ya?"

RIOT - without exception, exactly, or very much
"Git over here riot now."
"Put them groceries down riot here."
"That's a riot purdy dress ya got thare, Hilda Mae."


MIKERSOF - a big computer software monopoly, maker of Winders and NT (stands for Not Today)
"I dun heerd Mikersof is makin Winders 2000 now. The 2000 mus stan fer how many megs it takes on yur hard drive."

PYUP - long hollow tubes made from copper, PVC, steel or iron
UHSOSHIT - someone you work with
"Don't chu wurry nun, ma'm. Me an my uhsoshit hears gonna fix at leeky pyup fer ya."

LESSUN - unless, lest
"Git yur room cleened up, Junior, lessun ya wont ta git a whuppin."

WHEREAS - a popular tourist destination in Mexico
"Bubba brawt bak wun uh those Elvis paintuns on velvit frum his vacashun in Whereas."

SPAYKERS - what music comes out of
"Bubba put sum big 'ol spaykers in his pickup truck."

WORSH - to make clean
"Pile up da dishes, Bubba, sews I kin worsh um."

SHORE - certain, without a doubt
"Mebee ya outta dubbel chek that, cause we gotta be rail shore about it."

SPLANE - to provide detailed information in order to make something clear
"I aint got all day to stan here an splane everythin ta you."

QUICK LINKS - Bubba's Original Suthern Humor
Good Ol' Boys Heaven vs. Good Ol' Boys Purgatory
Git A Life, ...Move South
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