Ever
since Bubba finished the third grade, he's
been sort of a country philosopher. Bubba
delights in sharing his wisdom with anybody
that'll stand still long enough to listen
to it.
Some thoughts on Yankees, and
the North:
Bubba Sez.....
"They's a reezun we dew things slower down
here in tha South. It has ta do with a ol' sayin'
that goes...Hayst Makes Wayst. An if ya
don't beleeve its true, jist look at tha North.
They's alwayz in a hurry and look whur it got
them."
Bubba Sez.....
"If yer in tha South, and ya stop at a seven
leven fer a drink, and ya go in an ask fer a "pop",
yer mor'n laklee gonna come outta there with
a black eye. It aint cause we aint friendly.
Its jist that we try reel hard ta pleeze folks,
even when they ask fer somethin stupid."
Bubba Sez.....
"We gotta remember ta be kind ta Yankees,
cause they caint help whur they come from. In
fakt, NOTHIN kin help that place."
Bubba Sez.....
"Unlike Yankees, we have a special attachment
to our cars in the South. Here's jist one example.
When OUR cars die, we hate ta let em go, so we
decorate tha yard with em. In the North, however,
when THEIR cars die, they decorate the streets
with em. (Course, it mite have somethin ta do
with tha fakt that they usually aint got no yards
up there.)"
Bubba Sez.....
"Tha southern-most tip o' New York is Florida."
Bubba Sez.....
"Tha only good thang about Florida is that
its where Yankees go ta DIE."
Bubba Sez.....
"Yankees don't no whut good food is. They
really love ta eat somethin they call a casserole.
That's where they take all their leftovers and
put em in a bowl an bake it. In tha South, we
put all our leftovers in a bucket an call it
hog slop."
Bubba Sez.....
"The War o' the North an South wus a Yankee
ploy ta take over tha South..... and they been
tryin ta infiltrate us ever since."
Bubba Sez.....
"A Yankee in tha South is kinda like a skunk
in a roome full o' catz. If he don't stur up
a stink, ya mite not evun notice he's thare."
Bubba Sez.....
"Tha rail differnce batween Yankees an Southerners
ain't latitude, its attitude."
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