Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes... We've also got sheep!
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, That's just Our Tourism Campaign.. ya'll come, hear?
Maine:
We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and
100,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work |
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Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very little Else. Watch yourself!
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Clean women and Hot Poker... wait... reverse that
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco IS a Vegetable (cough)
North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:
We Wash Daily
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, but No Singing
Oregon:
Out of Toilet Paper? Too bad. Wipe your butt with an owl!
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal... please
Rhode Island:
No, We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota... and much warmer!
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Si, Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
E-mail for Help! We're Overrun By Nerds!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin:
Eat Cheese.. or Die
Wyoming:
No, we don't do strange things with antelope! (Can't catch the speedy bastards!) |
