You
Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force
be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to
open a bottle of Bud Light.
You have ever whipped out your saber just
to impress a gal (your light saber
that is)
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer
colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an
Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on
blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah
is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself
another beer so you didn't have to wait
for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction
with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot,
son come on over to the dark side...it'll
be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its
self-defense electro-shock thingy to get
the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on
the hood of your land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah
wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded
shut and you have to get in through the
window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda
thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty
good handle on how to treat his women.
For the longest time you thought they were
always talking about your cousin, Bubba
the Hutt
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance
to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium
Falcon with a redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack
Daniels during the cantina scene.
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...
and your uncle ."
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