Translated into "Yankee" English
by my beautiful assistant, Misty Woods.
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 The
great Suthern afterlife?
Before ya up an yell "Hey ya'll,
watch this", ya mite stop ta wonder what tha afterlife mite be lak fer good ol' boys.
Of corse, they's two ways it kin go, ya no. Ta find out all about it, chek out.....
Good Ol' Boys Heaven vs. Good Ol' Boys Purgatory
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 Lessins
in tha Suthern Lifestile
Ain't it purdy? Moonlite thu tha pine.
Yup, we alreddy no ya gonna end up movin here from up North, sows ya mat as well lern
ta talk an akt riot, sows ya blend in with the natives. Jist foller our instrukshuns in.....
Git A Life, ...Move South |
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Morr
money than brains
 "Afluince"
is one o' them two-doller Yankee wurds whut meens ya got morr money than brains. I no
its hard ta beleeve, butt they's sume foks in tha South that is tha same way, an' here
is tha pruuf.
Signs o' Suthern Afluince and
More Signs o'Suthern Afluince
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 Bubba's
E-mailed Humor
I gits lots 'o email with suthern
humor an' tha like. I thawt you'uns mite like ta reed sum of it.
from Bubba's E-mail . . . . . More Southern
Humor |
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