Move Over Disney World
There will be those who say "This is too good to be true", but these photos do not lie. This amazing
tourist attraction is right next to the highway in front of a frame house in a small town in central North Carolina is open for
viewing 365 days a year. We apologize because these photos do not do it justice. The visual impact
simply does not come across like it would in person.
(Click the image for a larger view)
In an effort to better show you what you are
missing by not visiting this wondrous spectacle, these closer views are provided with some commentary.
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The enlargement above better shows the signs,
which read "Tin Can Baby", "Stick Baby" and "Test Tube Baby". Beneath each sign is a handmade figure.
This is believed to be the backup singing group for the musicians in the front.
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A musical group in front (above) belts
out a song, presumably one of the three song titles on the wall. "Tin Can Baby" probably goes something
like this:
"She told me last night she would 'steel' my heart. She's my tin can baby, and we're
never gonna part" and so forth in a fashion similar to most country songs. Of course, it could be
just a spelling error and it should read "Ten Can Baby". Then the dilemna is that after ten cans
of beer, she'd probably be anybody's baby who happened to be available. |
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Then there is a Santa Claus (above) next to a sign
that says "Ant Farm" above a wooden drawer. It must be that you have to come in person to divine
the significance of that. Farther to the right is a large hand-lettered sign requesting donations.
The purpose of these donations is not mentioned anywhere at the exhibit, again, requiring divine
intervention to assertain. Barely visible below that sign are the heads of some figurines. Once
more it is left to the imagination as to what they are doing.
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And finally, there is an alien jazz band playing
to a small audience of gray wooden reindeer. The significance of the doll pinned to the back wall
has so far escaped us. Perhaps you can figure it out.
Wouldn't you just love to have this masterpiece decorating YOUR yard? Imagine the thrill of your
neighbors if you could set this up for all to enjoy. Well, hey, it's your lucky day!. I understand
that franchises ARE available. You too can spruce up your yard, and bring joy to the entire neighborhood
by owning your own franchise of.......er...uh....whatever this is. |
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it couldn't get any better, the same fine folks that brought
you the "Move Over Disney World" exhibit have unveiled a new addition. Wow,
how would you like to have this exhuberant country band in your front yard?
Real neato, huh? But you can't get the real effect from this small image.
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