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Mos' Famus but Leest Known Ya'll gotta addmit this'un hear is 'bout tha mos' famus of um all. Axshally, a recent offshoot called tha Attack Bullfrog is tha famus 'n. Butt ya'll prolly ain't never hear'd tha reel story behin' tha fame.
Tha Grate Suthern Guardian Bullfrog
   
Oh, Deer, Oh, Deer! Deer, deer an' more deer. We cain't shoot 'em fast enuf, an' peopul is puttin' um in tha yard like they cain't git enuf of um.
Deer Decorashuns
   
Morr talunt
than taste
If they's wun thang we got in tha south, its talunt. Decoratin is in our blood. We like ta decorate everythin.

Inventive Suthern Decoratin
 
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